Inktober/Blogtober crossover: Day 16

When I set out to use Inktober's prompt words to create a blog a day throughout October, I knew, given that the prompts were for drawings or paintings, rather than written pieces, that there would be days on which I would struggle.  And so, we come to day 16, when the word is "angular."  I've written a silly poem, because that's all my brain could come up with!

I shall never be angular,

Unless I am obtuse.

I have no time for protein shakes

Or a diet entirely of juice.

I shall never be bony,

At least until that's all that is left.

The idea of giving up chocolate

Leaves me rather bereft.

I shall never wear a size zero,

As long as cake still exists.

And you'll have to prise several pies

From within my firmly clenched fists.

Food and I have a longstanding love,

Far too great for us ever to part.

I can try to be good, but there'd always be

A bacon-shaped hole in my heart.

I'll go for walks with the dog

And try to get healthy and thinner,

But the fact of the matter is,

I permanently crave a big dinner.

So, I shall never be angular,

But curves are not something I lack.

I think I'll end this poem here

And go off to look for a snack.